Cooties...

the little girl runs up to mom. Screaming "Mommy, Mommy!" The mom picks her daughter up and asked her what was wrong. "That little boy touched me.'' She replied quickly calming down. "Did he hit you?" the little girl shook her head no. "Push you?" The little shook her head no again. "Then what did he do?" "I already told you, mommy.'' The little girl said beginning to get frustrated. "Honey all you said was he touched you.'' "thats just it! he touch me, mommy. Boys have cooties!!" She said mad at the little boy. The mom couldn't help but laugh....


Those were the good old days.
When girls thought boys had cooties.
And boys thought girls had cooties.
Life was easy then.

Then you get older....

They say that girls mature faster then boys.

If thats true...then why do we keep going back to boys?
(if you ask me. Not the best idea)